GOP poster boy Chuck Norris suggests final solution
Thu May 01, 2008 at 10:45:36 AM PDT
Political bodyguard to Mike Huckabee and poster boy for tough-guy Rethuglicans, Chuck Norris has suggested a final solution to the problem of "terrorist importations":
If these solutions don't stop the tides of illegal flow in and out of our borders, a friend of mine has a Texas-tough alternative and answer to replace the government's virtual fence failure. In fact, he says, we don't need a security fence at all. All we need to do is to post signs and position manned trucks at key points, just like our government does at Area 51, the top secret military airfield in remote central Nevada, around which there are no fences or walls. There is never a breach or unwanted border crossing there, at least that we hear about! And why? Because the boundary sign reads and is never questioned, "Warning: Use of deadly force authorized."
Either Chuck has taken too many karate kicks to the head or he has raised the standard for reactionary xenophobia. Either way Rethuglican candidates who continue to associate with this horse's behind are going to have to put on their tap shoes and do some fancy footwork before Hispanic voters this Fall.