| What are chances Hillary becomes a Grand Kleagle? | |
| 100% - She'll do anything to get Bob Byrd's endorsement |
33 votes - 41 %
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| 80% - It's hard to get beer stains out from a white sheet |
9 votes - 11 %
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| 60% - Afraid she'll meet some friends from her days as a "Goldwater Gal" |
8 votes - 10 %
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| 40% - Klan opposes mixed-race marriages; she's married to first "black" President |
14 votes - 17 %
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| 20% - Prefers to shoot rabbits instead to get the gunslinger vote |
6 votes - 7 %
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| 0% - sends Chelsea instead because there's free beer at a WVU frat party |
9 votes - 11 %
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| 79 Total Votes | |
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