| What guidance should God give to Alan Keyes? | |
| Go away |
34 votes - 33 %
|
| Form his own party and collect dues so he can pay his bills at Motel 6 |
4 votes - 3 %
|
| Run as an Independent and keep us laughing through the election |
15 votes - 14 %
|
| Check out the Libertarians who already have a circus show |
3 votes - 2 %
|
| If Obama wins Dem nod take job as McCain stand-in for practice debates |
2 votes - 1 %
|
| Get together with Mike Huckabee and go on the nightclub circuit |
3 votes - 2 %
|
| Find a partner and go Dancing With The Stars |
11 votes - 10 %
|
| Donate his ego to science |
21 votes - 20 %
|
| Beg forgiveness from GOP, move to Mass. and run against Ted Kennedy |
5 votes - 4 %
|
| Move to Florida and go into the real estate business with former NH Sen. Bob Smith |
5 votes - 4 %
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| 103 Total Votes | |
Back to Alan Keyes loses again; will pray for guidance.
